🍵 “Serving Tea & Existential Crisis” Tee — Chaotic Wonderland Edition

For the girlies who can spill the hottest tea and spiral about the meaning of life in the same breath — this tee is your entire personality printed in cosmic neon.

The Serving Tea & Existential Crisis design features an iridescent teacup overflowing with swirling galaxy steam, surrounded by butterflies, golden stars, and a glowing crescent moon. A vintage pocket watch melts into the scene as if time itself has given up — relatable. The artwork shines with psychedelic purples, pinks, and electric blues, giving total whimsical-but-emotionally-unstable Wonderland vibes.

Whether you’re sharing gossip with your besties or questioning your whole life path at 3am, this tee serves both aesthetics flawlessly.

Printed on the ultra-soft Gildan Softstyle® 64000, it delivers comfort, stretch, and a modern unisex fit that feels as good as your delusions. Reinforced shoulders mean it holds up wash after wash, seamless sides give a smooth flattering shape, and the ribbed-knit collar helps keep everything crisp.

A vibe. A mood. A meltdown wrapped in magic.

✨ Tee Details (Gildan Softstyle® 64000):

100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²)

Modern unisex classic fit + crew neckline

Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free wear

Made with ethically grown & harvested US cotton

Certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol & Oeko-Tex