🌀 “Certified Mad Bitch” Tee — Wonderland Chaos Edition

🌀 “Certified Mad Bitch” Tee — Wonderland Chaos Edition

For the baddies who sip tea with chaos, chase butterflies through alternate timelines, and wear their unhinged brilliance like a crown — the Certified Mad Bitch tee is your official uniform.

This vibrant neon design features cosmic teacups mid-spill, rogue playing cards, glowing mushrooms, warped clocks, shimmering butterflies, and the iconic Cheshire grin watching over it all. Saturated in electric blues, purples, and pinks, it gives you that mystical, rebellious Wonderland energy with a sexy, chaotic twist.

Printed on the ultra-soft Gildan Softstyle® 64000, this tee doesn’t just look magical — it feels magical. Lightweight, smooth, and flattering on all bodies, it’s built for everyday badassery. Reinforced shoulders add durability, the ribbed-knit collar stays crisp, and the seamless sides keep the fit comfy and clean.

If you’re proudly unhinged, spiritually spicy, and running on delusion + divine timing — this tee was made for you.

✨ Tee Details (Gildan Softstyle® 64000):

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² / 153 g/m²)

Classic unisex fit with a versatile crew neckline

Pearlized tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

Ethically grown & harvested US cotton — US Cotton Trust Protocol certified

Oeko-Tex certified for safety + quality